How to Adult
A guide to not being a trash human, and other life lessons
Shit you should know, but probably don’t.
Do you know your shiraz from your merlot?
Are you craving gravy but don’t know where your parents conjured this magical sauce from?
Are you terrified of your impending adult responsibility?
From doing your taxes to changing a tyre, asking for a raise to mastering the art of avocado preparation – this is the ultimate guide to everything a fully functioning adult should know to survive in the grown-up world.
Packed with life advice learned from an actual hopeless millennial’s consistent failure, humiliation and awkward conversations, this book will keep you from starvation, make folding fitted sheets a reality, and teach you to look like a professional adult when you’re actually an incompetent trash human.
Get wise, get it together, and grow the hell up.